It's Adrian W. here.I just wanted to say a few things.There are a few European clubs I really hate with all my guts.Let me list them.
5.Bayern Munich
I never liked them.They made the Bundesliga boring.And their chairman is quite an idiot.Oliver Kahn used to be quite stuck up,and Bayern used to suck the best players in Germany and won the title again and again.But failed badly in Europe.Quite like United,actually.Maybe that's why they are called FC Hollywood.
4.Arsenal
This was during 02-04,back when a bunch of idiots called Lauren,Vieira,Keown,Campbell,ASHLEY COLE,Mad Jens Lehmann and Arsene's blindness used to think they could usurp MAN UNITED! They used to play pretty dirty,and always had players sent off during games.But the reason why they are fourth is because I still respect their ability.
3.Chelsea FC
For being rich and now,down the drain.Good for them.Mourinho's presence made it all the easier.But so are a few of the stuck-ups there.Drogba,Mikel (dirty bugger), ASHLEY COLE (yes him again),JOHN TERRY I FREAKING HATE YOU CHELSEA CHEATING SCUMS.How I cried when John Terry cried in the CL final 08,I was so overcome with emotion.Of joy,that is.How I laughed when Drogba slapped Vidic LOL.How I kept thinking Avram Grant resembled Droopy,and Ashley Cole getting caught cheating on his wife.Goodbye Abramovich,you are gonna leave soon with your Russian love.
2.Liverpool
18 league titles,5 European cups,boring football since 1990,living in the past.Liverpool only lose out on first spot because they are NOT WORTH THAT SPOT.Think about it.Every time you talk to a Liverpool fan,they seem to be under the influence of drugs when they talk about their team.Oh Torres! Gerrard! Whereas we say "Oh the league title! Oh Ronaldo 42 goals! Oh European champions!" Living in history is like saying...eh you know,last time I won a title in Formula 1,it was such a great achievement you know! It was back in 1940,when the car was first invented,I raced with a toy car and won! But now you can't win when everyone else has cars,meaning you WERE a great club,but now you're not.The thing I hate most is Liverpool fans thinking that just because they won a lot,so they deserve to be included in the "top 4 whatever".I love it when year after year,Liverpool fans' faces change within three months.At May,they are sad because again they won nothing,but come August they will kid themselves into thinking "this is our year!" And then get disappointed again.It's like they have Alzhiemer's or something.
Add this to the fact that Gerrard is a dump footballer who gets owned every time he plays at OT,but yet they think he is Captain America, and it's enough to know why Liverpool are a shite team.Their goals mostly consist of
a)long ball,Torres,goal b)Gerrard rocket
Now that is crap football.When Benitez leaves,so will Torres,Alonso,Riera,Mascherano.All the Latin fellas will go.That leaves them with Superman (who nearly went off to Chelsea,but then Liverpool fans threatened him with Kryptonite,so he got scared) and Carragher,who I am sure are future World Footballers of the Year.And uh,Dirk Kuyt.Good luck Liverpool.
AND THE WINNER IS.....
JENG JENG JENG
1.Real Madrid
Just because you bought Beckham then overtook United as the world's richest club (by the way after Peter Kenyon started the Utd megastore all the other clubs followed our merchandising scheme and made money off replica kits and more) that doesn't entitle you to be so big-headed and buy a superstar every season.Adios,galacticos.Good for them they are still in the hole they dug for themselves.I just can't hate them enough.
Bullying other clubs and buying contigents of players (Brazilians - it used to be Ronaldo,Roberto Carlos,Julio Baptista,Robinho) (Holland - V.Nistelrooy,Van der Vaart,Sneijder,Robben) thinking that they can give the best football,dream on lah.I hope a meteor crashes in the Santiago Bernabeu.Oh,and Fernando Alonso supports this crap of a team too.The horror =O
Btw,tribute to Paul Scholes.
Reporter: Who is your toughest opponent? Zidane: Scholes of Manchester.He is the complete midfielder.