It's been a while since anyone posted anything, so seeing as it's valentine's day and i'm stuck at home doing nothing, i decided to post this, a collection of my favourite pundit football quotes by comentators, players and managers. I know it's a little long (okay it's actually very long) but bear with it. lah.
-"Barcelona have been constipated in front of goal. It's like a 3 pound chicken trying to lay a 4 pound egg."
-"Ronaldo is looking less like Homer Simpson every day."
-"They used to be a bit like Arsenal, winning by one goal to nil - or even less."-Nasser Hussain
-"Mido goes down clutching his right head."-Alan Green
-"I know what my strengths are, and I know what my not strengths are."-Adrian Boothroyd
-"He's gone down like he's been felled by a tree."-Andy Gray
-"He's gone into countless challenges, and won both of them."-Guy Mowbray
-"Dumbarton player Steve McCahill has limped off with a badly cut forehead."-Tom Ferrie
-"And with just 4 minutes gone, the score is already 0-0."-Ian Dark
-"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer."-David Acfield
-"Perry Groves scoring that Arsenal goal three minutes before the first half."-Mike Ingham-"And that's Aston Villa's first league goal since their last one."-Elton Welsby
-"In a sense it's a one-man show... except there are two men involved, Hartson and Berkovic, and a third man, the goalkeeper."-John Motson
-"He was the same age as me at the time."-John Aldridge
-"So this movie you star in, 'The Life Story of George Best', tell us what it's about."-George Gavin
-"The lad got over-excited when he saw the whites of the goalpost's eyes."-Steve Coppell
-"This team was as dangerous as my grandmother knitting a quilt."
-"For him [Sven-Göran Eriksson] to come to the United States, you might as well have a martian. He would have a better understanding."
-"Cannavaro is running around like a three-legged giraffe out there, but it's effective."
-"Brad Davis has class coming out of his earholes."
-"Cheekier than a monkey in a monkey tree."
-"I'll give you two words, Sven...Goran...Eriksson." (Realizes his mistake and counts 1-2-3 with his fingers while rehearsing the name silently to himself while Lindsey Dean says, "Three words.")
-"Ronaldinho there, trickier than a squirrel running on a telephone wire."
-"Real Mallorca are hanging on the cliff edge by their hands! Real Madrid are on top of the cliff, jumping up and down on their hands! Stomping on their hands!"
-"Brazil have bit the head off Argentina's pretty face"
-"He's slipperier than an eel covered in Vaseline!"
-"Recoba, the magic man with the twinkle toes and the x-ray vision."
-"It's now 1-1, an exact reversal of the score on Saturday."(Radio 5 Live)
-"So Sir Alex Ferguson.It looks like Bolton manager Sam Allardyce did utd a favour by holding chelsea to a draw at stamford bridge.are you going to thank him?" "oh yes,he did us a massive favour.think i'll give him a hug and a kiss.maybe two kisses"
These are by Eric the king:
-"My best moment? I have a lot of good moments but the one I prefer is when I kicked the hooligan."
-"No, it is me." (After being asked whether Zinédine Zidane or Michel Platini was the greatest-ever French footballer)
-"I might have said that, but on the whole I talk a lot of rubbish."
-"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea."
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY:)
-yi jan